Ethal Wet-boy is the office secretary and, along with Alison, is the only competent employee in the entire hospital. Despite being a literal goldfish, Ethal excels at her job, sweet talking waiting patients, doing very wet paper work, even making phone calls, having to flop from key to key to blub-blub into the receiver.

After the crash, Ethal falls out of her bowl and is rescued a fish named Lucy. In the epilogue, we see that Ethal and Lucy have married, becoming Mrs. and Mrs. Wet-boy.

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